While a new trainee is giving a handicap male person a helping hand, a supervising nurse advise: "Don't shake it more than twice, else u're playing with it!!!"
Posted by Anonymous on 12 Dec : 16:47
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Okay let's get this straight, this is a site for bums - with computers?
2. Wiki Text (Insertions) 3. More online tools - WebFtp, MySqlCommander, Html Project Editor, Picture editor...
Posted by Neo on 16 Jan : 15:28
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I have consulted the oracle, and she said the future interface to internet will be more x-box like. The lesser people need to carry with them from terminal to terminal the better. Any client system will only have an OS, frozen but capable of upgrading, the rest depends on online services.
Posted by Anarchist on 07 May : 19:35
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Who is the most fanatic believing among all people? The police! They mind extremely about the law and they won't even discuss it! If u go against their belief, u risk getting shot! Cause they have the truth and a whole written book of records with all your mistakes! And it's up to their clean shirts to correct them, for as long as u believe or suffer they rule!
Posted by Expertise on 16 Jul : 18:26
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Talking to psychologists, they will typical ask about your family relations, because that's all they learn at their fine educations is important. Talking to priests or other religious, they'll ask about your relationship with Jesus and god. But if you ask me, it's your relationship with your computer, that's important!
Posted by Bored+ on 12 Aug : 12:49
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Moses: Oh God, why did you create so many problems?? God: So that you could have something to think about and become clever of! Moses: And God, when did people start to anussex? God: When people had discovered the world and got bored and said about everything: "Up in the ass with it!"
Posted by Typical student on 04 Oct : 23:48
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You know in the beginning, one day God wondered, what electricity really is. And with colors, sounds and feelings: He then created the whole World!
Some time went by and God was very excited about gaysex in His newly creation!! And he wondered how stupid, it all could become? Then God turned into the devil! And with program he made a loop! (Pink Floyd call it "The Wall", I believe; others something else.) So the World would go on and on...
Now we can all only wonder, what God in His program at end of each loop put in His last statement, which decides whether to repeat itself again or end the whole f*cking circus!! He really was excited about gaysex...
Posted by No no on 26 Mar : 17:56
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In the beginning there was a dick and an ass.
So the dick went up the ass. But the ass was sorry and said: Why did you have to fuck me in the ass? And the dick said: what other choice did I have?
And so the meaning of life is: don't be sorry, cause there's alot of homi's out there ...
------ [jesus interpretator] ------
And the dick was the drug addicted who self believes that drugs are no good, but doesn't see any choice. And the sorry ass was the teacher practising psychologie, who always tries to convince the user, that drugs are no good.
Posted by Big Bang Theory on 13 Apr : 22:32
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Do you know why it doesn't sound a big bang, when men splash out the seeds of life?
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It's because they have a silencer on!
Posted by Liar! on 29 Apr : 22:36
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So when you have contact with a spirit, how do you know, if it's a demon or an angel?
Because they all command you, so you are subject to feel it with your mouth: Demons have hairy asses, while engels are pure!
Posted by Downtown on 27 Jun : 04:17
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A career is the way up! But u have to kiss a lot of asses before u reach the top! That has us on the way down realized!
But don't worry: u have to be very stupid to become a loser like me!
Posted by Civilian on 27 Jun : 04:26
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Our country is civilized, cause we got freedom of speech! We just got some lunatics rambling about conspiracies, and of course we try to help them, so that's why we got psychiatry too!
